Saturday, September 26, 2009

Montana 9-1-1 Police Blotter

Any toilet paper out here?
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Friday, 9/25/2009, 8:54 a.m.
Someone on Elk Park Road noticed a suspicious figure wandering around the reporting party's house. Authorities contacted the stranger who explained that he was relieving himself in the woods after eating a dinner that upset his stomach.

Friday, 9/25/2009, 9:11 a.m.
A resident of Steels Drive in Columbia Falls reported that her 26-year-old daughter slapped her across the face. This was evidently an ongoing problem.

Friday, 9/25/2009, 3:06 p.m.
A resident of Labrant Road has been receiving hate mail for several years.

Friday, 9/25/2009, 4:45 p.m.
A man called to report that property awarded to him in a divorce was being withheld by his ex-wife.

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