Saturday, September 5, 2009

Montana 9-1-1 Police Blotter

Thursday, 9/3/2009, 3:50 p.m.
Three intoxicated men sat on a bench near a Lakeside grocery store. Two of them were identical twins, the other an older brother.

Thursday, 9/3/2009, 6:48 p.m.
A blonde individual, noted in an earlier report, apparently became belligerent and mooned a woman just inside the boundary of Glacier Park. The man then proceeded to yell and toss bottles into the river.

Thursday, 9/3/2009, 10:30 p.m.
An anonymous caller claimed that a chimpanzee beat him up and injured his dog at a Lakeside grocery store. The reporting party adamantly refused to disclose his name and no such monkey could be located.

Thursday, 9/3/2009, 8:36 p.m.
Three men loitered outside a Lakeside casino, urinated on the building and refused to leave. Two of the men were identical twins, the other an older brother.

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